Chaos Theory owned… again
Well, Yogg-Saron down early yesterday. And I don’t have too eat my undearwear since <Chaos Theory> STILL are wiping on him. They probably wont get him this reset even. What a sorry bunch of people, first bragging about being the best guild - and when they get owned they start blaiming their own members. Only right thing to do is to disband that scrubguild.
Have you seen Justbloke from <Chaos Theory> IRL? Let me show you a picture!

We owned them in SWP, we owned them in Naxxramas and 3.0, we owned them in 3.1. Want another shot on the hardmodes?
I will eat my kalsonger!
Soon it’s time for Ulduar, and those serverfirst. Missed them pretty much, our guild seems to be in damn good shape..
Now theres this karaguild named <Chaos Theory>, they thought they would be teh topguild before wotlk and bragged about their upcomming serverfirst. That didnt go too well.
Once again they think they will beat all teh guilds in Ulduar, which is NOT gonna happen. Thats why I dare to make this statement:
IF <CHAOS THEORY> CLEARS ULDUAR BEFORE <NEXT> I WILL COOK MY OWN UNDERWEAR AND EAT THEM FOR DINNER, RECORD IT AND POST IT ON YOUTUBE!
Have fun in Ulduar
Why teh Doorfs?
Why is it always the Dwarfs screwing up? Always in the raids and wherever we go… it’s the doorfs messing things up. Remember that nibb who used the arrowkeys to turn around? I bet he was a dwarf! Or when the excuse for not taunting was “I accidentally clicked my button away”… yeah, he was a doorfs too! And the paladin who bop’d the Maintank… you know he was a doorf too.

So why are teh doorfs so retarded? Is it because you become retarded when you choose to play a doorf, or is it because retarded people rather choose the dwarf-race?
A recent study on the top 250 guilds according to Bosskillers, there are 34,9% less dwarfs in the top guilds compared to other casual guilds… I mean, theres gotta be a reason!
Two rogues vs Scholomance Vanilla wow.
Old movie from level 60, me and Ludriches clearing Scholomance!

